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Lost Messengers: The Outtakes is the second EP by American metalcore band August Burns Red. It was released on February 24, 2009, through Solid State Records, featuring B-sides and demos from their previous album, Messengers.
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On 28 June 2018, at about 1:15 pm, a Beechcraft C90 King Air aircraft chartered from UY Aviation Pvt Ltd with the registration VT-UPZ crashed at Jagruti Nagar in the suburb of Ghatkopar in Mumbai, India. The 12-seater aircraft carried 4 people, including the pilot. All people on board plus one person on the ground were killed. A further three people on the ground were seriously injured.
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