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{"type":"standard","title":"Love & Emotion","displaytitle":"Love & Emotion","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6690205","titles":{"canonical":"Love_&_Emotion","normalized":"Love & Emotion","display":"Love & Emotion"},"pageid":22808308,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Stevie_B_Love_%26_Emotion.jpg","width":300,"height":296},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Stevie_B_Love_%26_Emotion.jpg","width":300,"height":296},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1224321467","tid":"d8088d18-1473-11ef-8e37-0d0df033991d","timestamp":"2024-05-17T17:35:25Z","description":"1990 studio album by Stevie B","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_%26_Emotion","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_%26_Emotion?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_%26_Emotion?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Love_%26_Emotion"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_%26_Emotion","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Love_%26_Emotion","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_%26_Emotion?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Love_%26_Emotion"}},"extract":"Love & Emotion is the third album by the dance music artist Stevie B. It was released in 1990 on LMR/RCA Records. It produced the smash hit \"Because I Love You \", which became his only No. 1 hit on the pop charts.","extract_html":"
Love & Emotion is the third album by the dance music artist Stevie B. It was released in 1990 on LMR/RCA Records. It produced the smash hit \"Because I Love You \", which became his only No. 1 hit on the pop charts.
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