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{"type":"standard","title":"Stagira (ancient city)","displaytitle":"Stagira (ancient city)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q846127","titles":{"canonical":"Stagira_(ancient_city)","normalized":"Stagira (ancient city)","display":"Stagira (ancient city)"},"pageid":879525,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Ancient_stagira_greece_01.jpg/330px-Ancient_stagira_greece_01.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Ancient_stagira_greece_01.jpg","width":1280,"height":960},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283638987","tid":"ff6a2a38-0ff6-11f0-8848-3c5205be032a","timestamp":"2025-04-02T19:16:37Z","description":"Ancient Greek city in Central Macedonia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.59166667,"lon":23.79472222},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stagira_(ancient_city)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stagira_(ancient_city)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stagira_(ancient_city)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stagira_(ancient_city)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stagira_(ancient_city)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Stagira_(ancient_city)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stagira_(ancient_city)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stagira_(ancient_city)"}},"extract":"Stagira, Stagirus, or Stageira was an ancient Greek city located near the eastern coast of the peninsula of Chalkidice, which is now part of the Greek province of Central Macedonia. It is chiefly known for being the birthplace of Aristotle, the Greek philosopher and polymath, student of Plato, and teacher of Alexander the Great. The ruins of the city lie approximately 18 kilometres (11 mi) northeast of the present-day village of Stagira, and adjacent to the town of Olympiada.","extract_html":"
Stagira, Stagirus, or Stageira was an ancient Greek city located near the eastern coast of the peninsula of Chalkidice, which is now part of the Greek province of Central Macedonia. It is chiefly known for being the birthplace of Aristotle, the Greek philosopher and polymath, student of Plato, and teacher of Alexander the Great. The ruins of the city lie approximately 18 kilometres (11 mi) northeast of the present-day village of Stagira, and adjacent to the town of Olympiada.
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