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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}

{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

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